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Reported in the paper this morning, a neighbourhood battle reached new heights, when a resident paid $8000 to have a tree flown into his back yard by Helicopter. And he plans to send the bill to the bloke over the back fence. He said the new neighbour cut down the old tree, which he planted 25yrs ago..

The 4.5m weeping lilly pilly cost $3000 to buy, $4000 to fly and $1000 to plant. It will fill a gaping hole left by an allegedly overzealous new man on the block............. the wife of the neighbour, refused to comment yesterday and said the matter was in the hands of lawyers.

G'day all, I say 'day' as I've been up since sparrow.. the daughter & Co are coming up for F/Day, so cleaning, baking and bed changing are in order. Now this joke was sent to my hubby, [him being a retired one ], he got a laugh out of it I hope you do too.[ps. he's not blonde]

A deceased gentleman was brought into the funeral home dressed in a well tailored Black Suit. But when the Blonde Mortician spoke to his wife, the wife said she always liked him in Blue, so she gave the blonde mortician a blank cheque and told her to spare no expense on a Blue suit.

The next day the wife returned to view her husband, and she was delighted with the beautiful Blue Suit her husband was wearing. "What a wonderful job you have done", she told the Blonde Mortician, "not that it matters but how much did it cost ?'.  The Blonde mortician handed her the blank cheque and said, " No charge madam," she replied. " No you have done such a good job, I insist."  The Blonde mortician said, "Yesterday just after you left another gentleman was brought in, and he was wearing a black suit, I asked his wife, if she would mind  if he went to his rest wearing a black suit, she said no,.....soo..........................

I SWITCHED HEADS.

Its been such a glorious day here today, so we took a drive to visit with the twins. They are 8 weeks old now and growing beautifully, although they still seem so tiny. Olivia is 7lbs 8ozs and Charlotte is catching up, 7lbs 4ozs, although poor little mite is suffering with Colic. They have placed her into a vibrating bouncernet, and it does seem to be settling her, she slept all the time whilst we were there, BUT my niece said its during the night that is her worsed time, [ how does someone so small know what time it is ?]anyway needless to say the parents are sleep deprived !.

There's a sign at Cook on the Nullarbor,in front of the hospital, 'Support Our Hospital...Get Sick."

At Dubbo Zoo, "Trespassers will be Eaten'.  

In a Post Office.. "Do not take our pens, God is watching you.'

On an Electricians work-van,'Together we can change the globe'.

The number-plate on a large Mobile Van..C U KIDS>

The name of a Fishing gear shop.."Master Baiter"...........have a great nite.

For the believers !!!  13 years old and 8 baby teeth refuse to budge. The Dentist quoted $110 per tooth... soo bribery is now rife.. Teen told the "tooth fairy" will leave $50 per tooth, if she pulls them out before Sept.19th appointment at the Dentist.  Sounds alot for a tooth, but its going to save a considerable amount of money.

But 2 teeth knocked out playing basketball and there's 3 more games to go before dentist appointment, so there's still achance.!!